💀💄💋 In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep😂
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight. No syrup for the weak! 💪🥞
If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight. No syrup for the weak! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅž
11 months ago
46
When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally 😂
When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
86
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
11 months ago
48
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them💅
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them๐Ÿ’…
11 months ago
93
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 🏎️😂
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
81
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
60
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee 😂
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
69
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data 😂
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
77
Vet: He's obese.
Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
Vet: He's obese. Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
11 months ago
59
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
68
When you lose 3 grand but tell everyone you about to make some serious dough. Where is the nearest bakery?? 😂
When you lose 3 grand but tell everyone you about to make some serious dough. Where is the nearest bakery?? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
73
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
11 months ago
53
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date 😂
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
74
When being asymptomatic is a symptom 🤑
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
11 months ago
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