When you finally quit your job ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events. ๐Ÿ”จโ˜ช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
21 days ago
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
21 days ago
Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
21 days ago
FBF Bingo night is gonna be lit! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿธ Who needs a social life when you have this much fun at home?
21 days ago
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
21 days ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
I can't believe this game exists.๐Ÿ˜‚ It's called "Guess Poo" and you have to guess what kind of poop your opponent has.๐Ÿ’ฉ I'm dying!๐Ÿคฃ
21 days ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
21 days ago
Men then: Fighting in wars, building nations. Men now: Taking selfies, wearing skinny jeans. ๐Ÿ˜‚ The times, they are a-changin'! (and possibly for the worse? ๐Ÿค”)
21 days ago
Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. ๐Ÿ”Œโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago