TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
21 days ago
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
21 days ago
Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie 🌈🦄
21 days ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
21 days ago
When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
21 days ago
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
21 days ago
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv 🕺
21 days ago
Me trying to be smooth and failing miserably 😂
21 days ago
When you are so excited after the touchdown but forget there is a wall behind you 😂
21 days ago
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder 😂
21 days ago
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
21 days ago
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
21 days ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
21 days ago
When you try to make a gingerbread house but your kids are obsessed with Angry Birds. 🐦🐷
21 days ago