When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
3 months ago
Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. 🤦‍♂️
3 months ago
When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong 💪
3 months ago
When you lose an argument on the internet 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day 😂 #foreveralone
3 months ago
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
3 months ago
When your Windows PC breaks down vs when your Mac breaks down 😂
3 months ago
Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
3 months ago
Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food 🔥😂
3 months ago
POV: You're a cat and you're trying to take a bath without getting wet 😂
3 months ago
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape 😂
3 months ago
Me and the boys powering the neighborhood with our cardio during the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🏃💨
3 months ago
When you find out Darth Vader is your dad in medieval times 😂
3 months ago
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope 🔥
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out who I am after seeing my ID, real, and Facebook profile pictures. 😂
3 months ago