Me trying to find a good seat at the movie theatre ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings ๐Ÿ˜ด
3 months ago
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
3 months ago
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. ๐Ÿค” Make it make sense!
3 months ago
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
3 months ago
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
3 months ago
So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
3 months ago
When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ
3 months ago
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your pre-workout is a little differentโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago