Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
21 days ago
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐Ÿ’
21 days ago
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When you realize "shuttlecock" sounds a bit sus ๐Ÿ˜‚. At least it wasn't taken, right? ๐Ÿ˜
21 days ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
21 days ago
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—
21 days ago
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
21 days ago
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
21 days ago
When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
21 days ago
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
21 days ago
When you accidentally step on a sleeping friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
21 days ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago