One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐ค
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When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
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Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom ๐
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Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) ๐
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When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐ #parenting
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When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls ๐
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Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!"
Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
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My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! ๐ #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
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When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior ๐
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Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ฎ๐คค
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Me pretending to be a normal person at work ๐
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The brain is like that one friend who always hypes themselves up. ๐
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When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms ๐๐ญ
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Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day ๐
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When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things ๐ฌ