My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
3 months ago
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
3 months ago
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
3 months ago
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
3 months ago
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
3 months ago
Talk about a complicated relationship status. 😬
3 months ago
When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... 🤖😂
3 months ago
Is that a promise or a public service announcement? Asking for a friend... 👀
3 months ago
Virgin Proprietary OS vs. Chad Open Source 🗿
4 months ago
Some problems require... unconventional solutions. 💩🔪🥶
4 months ago
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. 🤡
4 months ago
When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... 🎧🔊
4 months ago
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
4 months ago
The only thing more confusing than girls is the second law of thermodynamics. 😭📚
4 months ago
He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. 🛒👮‍♂️🇺🇸
4 months ago