Spider-Man after finding out his girlfriend is trans: ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
2 days ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When the news anchor says 'straight from the source' but they mean straight from the house arrest ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied: Card Declined Go Fund Yourself
2 days ago
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
2 days ago
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐Ÿค 
2 days ago
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When someone suggests a "creative" way to pay rent during a game of Monopoly. ๐Ÿคจ
2 days ago
Taylor Swift's new album sounds a bit... gassy๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽค
2 days ago
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
2 days ago
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
2 days ago
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐Ÿ‘€
2 days ago
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
2 days ago
When your social battery dies. โ˜ ๏ธ
2 days ago
Me trying to resist that Nutella-filled donut on my way home: ๐Ÿฅต
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