US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
7 months ago
360
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. 🎹🤷‍♀️
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 months ago
302
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
7 months ago
263
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. 🤔🚽
When you try to be romantic but your partner takes things a bit too literally. Please advise. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšฝ
7 months ago
271
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
248
Don't let the pink Jeep fool you, this man is a menace to society... and your mother. 😉
Don't let the pink Jeep fool you, this man is a menace to society... and your mother. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
274
The eternal battle: Sci-Fi nerds vs. Science nerds. Which one are you? 🤔
The eternal battle: Sci-Fi nerds vs. Science nerds. Which one are you? ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
310
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
262
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. 🐷👮‍♂️
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
364
When you ask for the harshest reality truth and the universe delivers a knockout punch about the modern job market. 😭
When you ask for the harshest reality truth and the universe delivers a knockout punch about the modern job market. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 months ago
344
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. 🚀
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. ๐Ÿš€
7 months ago
230
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. 😂
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
281
When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. 🍔
When she asks what you're into, but your true passion is food. A man of simple pleasures. ๐Ÿ”
7 months ago
244
When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. 🚒🚂
When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš‚
7 months ago
356
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. 🙏
She dragged me to yoga, but I think I'm the one who reached enlightenment. Namaste right here with this view. ๐Ÿ™
7 months ago
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