History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
7 months ago
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That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 months ago
362
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. 💀
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
292
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. 🫡
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. ๐Ÿซก
7 months ago
329
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. 🤦‍♀️
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 months ago
397
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. 🍪
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. ๐Ÿช
7 months ago
373
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' 😏
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
7 months ago
334
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
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I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
7 months ago
334
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. 😉
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. ๐Ÿ˜‰
7 months ago
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Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. 😂
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
359
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. 🤷‍♂️🐶
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ
7 months ago
313
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. 🤷‍♂️
US foreign policy has two modes: either we're listening through your microwave or you get a surprise drone delivery. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
363
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
When the marketing department is brutally honest about their product. Escort quality at hooker pricing? I'm sold!
7 months ago
239
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
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