๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight. No syrup for the weak! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅž
30 days ago
When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
30 days ago
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them๐Ÿ’…
30 days ago
Me pretending it's Tokyo Drift with my shopping cart when I see a pretty lady in aisle 3 ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
30 days ago
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
Vet: He's obese. Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
30 days ago
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
When you lose 3 grand but tell everyone you about to make some serious dough. Where is the nearest bakery?? ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
Me and the boys carrying the weight of our responsibilities.
30 days ago
That feeling when you brace for impact and hope your car insurance is up to date ๐Ÿ˜‚
30 days ago
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
30 days ago